Flower Club Hat

$35.00

A radically floral hat, designed to make your frenemies jealous.

Due to overwhelming demand, we’ve decided to make this hat available to the public, rather than just Flower Club members. While the Flower Club is a literal club we run, it’s also fun to imagine it as a widespread not-secret society of flower lovers.

So, if you love flowers and are not a butthead,* you can now declare that love to the world, with your head.

*There are absolutely no buttheads allowed in the literal or metaphorical Flower Club.

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A radically floral hat, designed to make your frenemies jealous.

Due to overwhelming demand, we’ve decided to make this hat available to the public, rather than just Flower Club members. While the Flower Club is a literal club we run, it’s also fun to imagine it as a widespread not-secret society of flower lovers.

So, if you love flowers and are not a butthead,* you can now declare that love to the world, with your head.

*There are absolutely no buttheads allowed in the literal or metaphorical Flower Club.

A radically floral hat, designed to make your frenemies jealous.

Due to overwhelming demand, we’ve decided to make this hat available to the public, rather than just Flower Club members. While the Flower Club is a literal club we run, it’s also fun to imagine it as a widespread not-secret society of flower lovers.

So, if you love flowers and are not a butthead,* you can now declare that love to the world, with your head.

*There are absolutely no buttheads allowed in the literal or metaphorical Flower Club.