The Flower Club is a seasonal subscription to a weekly bouquet of flowers.
We offer spring and summer plans for up to 18 weeks of farm-grown flowers.
Pickup Locations
Bethel
Wednesdays on the farm
Hanover
Wednesdays at Umpleby’s
Woodstock
Wednesdays at Abracadabra
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May 1 - June 26
Spring bounty is fleeting and magical.
In your Spring shares will be a selection of ephemeral beauties including ranunculus, poppies, anemones, tulips, lupine, peonies, daffodils, lilac, columbine, baptisia and more! The shares are smaller than the summer bunches because the specialty blooms we grow for this share are very rare to find and highly valuable per stem. Believe me, you are getting a killer deal.
July 3 - August 28
The summer flower spread is a cacophony of color and texture.
In your Summer shares will be a generous mix of textural fillers and show stopping focal flowers. Each week the flower combinations are carefully selected by your farmers to include all of the ingredients to make yourself a bountiful table centerpiece (or many!) The possibilities are endless and each week is uniquely fun.
WHY IS IT AN EXCELLENT IDEA TO JOIN THE FLOWER CLUB?
FAIR QUESTION. HERE ARE SEVEN COMPELLING REASONS
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It's a great way to support the farm.
By investing in your season of flowers early, you are providing cash flow for the farm at an otherwise bleak time of year.
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Flowers transform the room.
Flowers bring Life, Beauty, Sex, Nature and a mysterious transformative magic to your everyday monochromatic mundanity.
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Certifiably poison free.
Most flowers imported to the US are bathed in neurotoxic carcinogenic chemicals to preserve them. They are literal death bombs. Our flowers are grown in NON-CERTIFIED® organic soils without any synthetic chemicals. As the old saying goes, the best fertilizer is the farmers farts.
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Clubs are sweet
It feels good to be part of a group of like-minded geniuses with exceptional taste that make incredibly thoughtful choices of how to invest in themselves and their wellbeing.
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The membership pin
It’s awesome, made of genuine enamel, available exclusively for Flower Club members, and designed to make your frenemies jealous. It can also be used to spear martini olives, or in extreme cases, to defend oneself from unwanted advances.
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The member party
We throw a party just for our club members every summer so you can come out, explore the farm, eat some snacks and revel in the company of like-minded geniuses with exceptional taste that make incredibly thoughtful choices of how to invest in themselves and their wellbeing.
THE MEMBER PARTY
is a chance for all members, Spring & Summer, to come out to the farm in the height of the mayhem to revel in the company of their peers, meet Rita and the team, and explore the fields where their weekly bunches are grown.
